Aaardvarkian Splendour

Plot

Guest writer Chad Lambert, creator of the erasable Possum@Large, steps in because Harvey Pekar has been unavailable for some time. He got a little testy when we wouldn't change the title to Harvey Pekaardvark and said we were writing "-gag strips about dead pigs." He's still in this issue and just as lovable as ever. Also introducing Toxic Internet Cerebus! who will attempt to break the world record for reaching Most-Hated-A$$hole-In-Hell? status in the shortest possible time. Chad assures us he knows what he's doing and that he has been to Cleveland. Near Cleveland. Close enough to need a shower. Cleveland in August, when you can smell the Pekar in the air. It reminds you of that thing you long to misremember...