Arsenic Lullaby: The Devil's Only Friend and Other Stories

Plot

The dark humor cult favorite returns, with a collection of brand new stories for people with dark senses of humor.

A witch Doctor cursed to live in the suburbs and help others get revenge finds vandalism, and base violence more fun than bothering with black magic . Ancient demon, Cthulhu, over sleeps and misses the apocalypse. He finds only one last human survivor who has been alone for months and is determined to make Cthulhu his new best buddy.

This and many other bizarre tales.