Action Philosophers! (2005-2007) #5

Plot

They think they're smarter and more cultured than us! They've kept Mickey Rourke's career alive! Now it's payback time! The Xeric Award-winning ActPhilo team flambés Gaulic geniuses Rene 'I Think, Therefore I Am' Descartes, existential emeritus Jean-Paul Sartre and Jacques Derrida: The Deconstructionator! Freedom Fries not included. Confusus says, "There's nothing you can do to the French that they aren't already doing to themselves."