Plot
Spider-Man takes on the all-new, all-ludicrous Lady Stilt-Man; He gets a little unneeded assistance from everyone's favorite merc with a mouth but soon discovers that Deadpool has merely saved him from LSM so that he, Deadpool, can dispose of the web slinger himself; Deadpool has been hired by Ana Kravinoff and her mother to kill Spidey and their fast and furious battle ends in a deadly serious game of "the dozens" (for the uninitiated, "the dozens" is a time honored and highly ceremonial form of battle in which insults, usually concerning ones appearance, ones shoes, ones breath or ones mother, are traded back and forth until one opponent is reduced to a sniveling puddle of shame); Just as Deadpool is ready to deliver the fatal blow by unveiling "Yo Mammageddon," he is called off by kid Kraven and leaves a very confused Spidey wondering what the heck just happened; What the heck just happened is that DP was a diversion so that Ana could attack and capture Mattie Franklin, the Spider-Woman, without any interference.